39 MORE kinds of Facebook users.

Yes, people, it is time for installment number two.

You can read the original 46 different types of Facebook users here.

It's been a whole year since that was first list was originally posted, and as we all know, Facebook has changed like six times since then....aka this list had to happen. There was no getting around it.

Enjoy. :)

1. The one on an LDS mission, who put 'Elder' in front of their real name. {"Would you like to add Elder Andrew Johnson as a friend?"}

2. Better yet, the one on an LDS mission who puts 'Elder' instead of their first name. {"Would you like to add Elder Johnson as a friend?"}

2. The one who never 'likes' your pictures or links, but shares them instead.

4. The one who steals witty statuses from Pinterest. You're not fooling anyone.

5. The one who uses the new cover photo feature as a second way of saying, "Oh hey, look how attractive I am!"....but without actually saying it, because you're supposed to figure that one out on your own.

6. The one that listens to Spotify like a crazy person.

7. The one that takes a picture of themselves, puts an inspirational quote as the caption, and gets 42 likes. {....Uh, what? I can't even.}

8. The one whose status is always about the weather.

9. The one with more photos tagged than Facebook friends.

10. The one who has a photo album dedicated to pictures they took of themselves in their bathroom. {Please tell my why you think this is cute...?}

11. The one who posts sonogram pictures of their unborn child. {Dear random coworker from six years ago: There is no instance ever where I want to see that. Love, Facebook friend #2,100.}

12. The one that won't switch to Timeline and make my life easier.

13. The one that knows everything about Timeline and sorta freaks me out. {"Click here, here, and here, and you can read on these people's whole online relationship since 2007!!! It's great!"}

14. The one who lists every family member they have. {Why does the Facebook universe need to know who your 'cousin (female)' is?}

15. The best friends that are 'in a relationship' with or 'married' to each other.

16. The one that #hashtags everything. #facebookisnttwitter #longhairdontcare {<--- I also don't know why I wrote that part. Don't worry, you weren't the only one.}

17. The one that posts videos of themselves singing Adele songs that are painful to listen to. {You only sound that good in your head and to your dog.}

18. The one(s) that jumped all over this 49ers bandwagon business. {Please tell me I wasn't the only one that got flooded with a bunch of 'GOOOOOO NINERS!!!!' updates by girls who didn't care until they were up for a slot in the superbowl?}

19. The couple with the stupid kissy pictures always. {Those are allowed for engagements and weddings only, thank you.} Also, no albums dedicated to your one true love, please. It is just awkward for me to look at when you break up.

20. The one that added you after the first time you met and you have no idea who they are.

21. The one that you deleted and then .2 seconds later you run into them and it's like they know you know they know you deleted them.

22. Aashish Pashutanizadeh. Who even are you and how did you find my profile in the first place?

23. The one that accepts Aashish Pashutanizadeh's friend request.

24. The compulsive Facebook friend requester.

25. The compulsive Facebook friend deleter.

26. The one who spells secret like 'secrete'.

27. The one who randomly writes on your wall after four years of not seeing or speaking to each other, and then they spell your name wrong. "Hey Jenny, how's life!??" loses a lot of cred when you forget that that's not how I spell my name.

28. The one that writes on their BFF's wall every day with no visible response back ever. {The sole reason for text messaging is to have these kinds of conversations privately. So I don't have to read them and then subsequently have to hate you.}

29. Washington Post Social Reader. WHY DO CAN'T I JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE STUPID ARTICLE???!?

30. The one that takes a screenshot of the 'don't leave Facebook' page you get when you're in the middle of deactivating your account and posting it on their wall and saying, "Should I stay or goooo?????". Really? Really?! You're not fooling anyone, you Facebook addict. We all know you're not going anywhere.

31. The one that types smiley faces :) on everything. :) :) :) :) :) :)

32. The one I wish I was friends with in real life because their statuses always make me laugh.

33. The one who doesn't know how to apply mascara, yet is convinced people need to see her artistic self portraits of her eye anyway.

34. The siblings that everyone thinks is a couple.

35. The one whose Facebook birthday does not fall on their actual day of birth, and then they call out all the people who wished them a happy one out of ignorance. {Sorry I didn't assume you were lying about your birthday, dawg.}

36. The one who changed their privacy settings so you can't see how many Facebook friends they have. I don't even get that feature.

37. The one with 199,853 different profile pictures.....and half of those pictures is the same one that they just kept reusing.

38. The bestiezz fo' life with 825 mutual friends. How on earth do you both know that many people??!!!

39. The one with the chronic toilet in the background of their profile picture. Claaaaaassy.

Please understand that I don't consider myself above the Facebook community in any way. I just simply like to make fun of myself and also others for taking this whole online presence thing waaay too seriously.

Also, sometimes I am a judgmental person inside of my head. Mostly I just judge my Facebook friends. And then I judge myself, because that is stupid.

Which ones do you do? Which ones do you hate that you do, but you do them anyways?

I am #13, 21, 25, 28, and 29. I used to be #14, 15, 24, and 33.

These are not proud moments.

Love, Jennie


PS I wrote this one myself too! Please don't steal!

Aaand I made this button too, because apparently I suck and can't count. Because there are thirty-nine not thirty-six. D'oh.